Category: Tech Quotes

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster instead. - Anonymous

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on and yellow means go ahead...And red means where the hell did you get that banana? - Mitch Hedberg

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. - Anonymous

What did the Buddha say when he walked up to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Maniac TV Show

For the past 20 years I've received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies and now this. - Colm Flynn

I'm also a writer...I write checks...Mostly fiction. - Wendy Liebman

Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny. - Steven Wright